- never wear a saree and try to jump three steps at a time, and if the urge to do so is unavoidable, try not to be wearing heels which gives the impression that you are standing on a table, and if the urge is so so strong, then DO NOT try it at your college where your enemies, and worse, your friends are watching the scenario. better not to wear a saree at all.
- use the word "healthy" instead of "fat".always.(i knew this already from a blogger who posted it on his orkut profile, but, ariyatha pilla choriyumbole ariyu".)
- chemistry lab is not a nice place to hang out.
- college canteen can be injurious to health.
- "this will only take a minute" will always and always take more than an hour.
- when someone says "do not message me" and blocks you over orkut and ignores your 2987th message, fat chance it means "i love ya!"
- issac newton was evil. and so is gravity.
- ceasing to blog is not categorised as public service.
- "this is going to hurt just a little bit" means it is going to hurt a lot more than that.
- blogging while you have an exam tomorrow is not gonna make figures look good on your progress card.
- Finally, the ultimate truth, the one thing i knew deep down inside my heart but choose to ignore, something that is a solution to all my problems and is staring right at me, is a fictional concept.
do not wonder.don't even ask. i learn things the hard way.
