- never wear a saree and try to jump three steps at a time, and if the urge to do so is unavoidable, try not to be wearing heels which gives the impression that you are standing on a table, and if the urge is so so strong, then DO NOT try it at your college where your enemies, and worse, your friends are watching the scenario. better not to wear a saree at all.
- use the word "healthy" instead of "fat".always.(i knew this already from a blogger who posted it on his orkut profile, but, ariyatha pilla choriyumbole ariyu".)
- chemistry lab is not a nice place to hang out.
- college canteen can be injurious to health.
- "this will only take a minute" will always and always take more than an hour.
- when someone says "do not message me" and blocks you over orkut and ignores your 2987th message, fat chance it means "i love ya!"
- issac newton was evil. and so is gravity.
- ceasing to blog is not categorised as public service.
- "this is going to hurt just a little bit" means it is going to hurt a lot more than that.
- blogging while you have an exam tomorrow is not gonna make figures look good on your progress card.
- Finally, the ultimate truth, the one thing i knew deep down inside my heart but choose to ignore, something that is a solution to all my problems and is staring right at me, is a fictional concept.
do not wonder.don't even ask. i learn things the hard way.
12 comments:
Hey..gr8 2 see you blog again!!..And yes I hope you din hav 2 understand your 1rst note the hard way .. :D
back in action my dear!!!
actually u meant comedy or sarcasm??
mm i gues u tried the 1st pt eh??
hehe.. nywys nize wrk.. xpectin next one soon..[:)]
lol....lol....n still loling.... :D
this one was really cool...
n i could swear by your first note! its so so true!
keep up the good work! :)
hey!!wen did u wear saree???today, huh??missed seeing u...:(
n i luvd the 4th one...very true in d case of our college canteen!!lol!!
jus luv to read ur blogs dear...so keep on blogging!!n dont worry abt ur progress card...it alwayz luks really gud!!!
@binsy
ur hopes in vain...:(
@mithu
yup. i am back.u r gud at guessing ...and lets just say i tried my hands at sarcastic comedy!!
@destiny's child..
thanx...i knw,i knw...guess i have enuf experience to write a book titled" what not to do while wearing a saree"!!
@sabiha
yup!me wore a saree today, u dint? pls don mention the col canteen...its a sensitive subject,literally too..
and for the next line of comment
:)))))))
these women!!
wish they learn AT LEAST the hard way
:)
hey.. nice entry.. as always loved the way uv written it! nice format.. sheesh.. wer do u get these ideas from? hmm... impressiv
:) chemistry lab is not at all a good place to hang out... and canteen.. yeah.. have some memories.. it sure can be injurious to health... :)
hehe.....gurly...u r jst awesum.....ol r jst incredibly amazing....hm..a gud blogger in the makin....go on gurly.....best wishez...lv u...:)
Hello
The moment I started I reading, I felt something familiar, a style that struck some notes. When u mentioned Jeeves, well, now I know, he was my favourite too. Those Woodehouse days! I still 've Ring for Jeeves with me, but no time nowadays. The same problem, how to make them understand the state of an electron moving through a periodic potential!!
Anyway nice to read a Ms. wodehouse again. And expecting more, (but onle after the exams)
GOOD LUCK!
:) did any of these notes to yourself bring about any change, anything at all in your life?
Must be one of those 'girl' things.
I refrain from commenting.However allow a distinguished colleague of mine to speak his mind
"The great question that has never been answered and which i have not yet been able to answer,despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul,is, what does a woman want?"(Sigmund Freud)
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