It is a known fact,that I drive people crazy. Er..well, not necessarily in the sense that Britney says it. But yeah,the fact remains I am enough to make perfectly sane people go crazy in a matter of seconds. My babbling alone have done damages that wrecked people's lives. for instance, I was at my friend's house recently. She was all set to unleash her culinary skills on me, by baking a cake. She read off the recipe from her mobile, and i assisted her. If looks could kill, we both would have daisies growing on our graves by now. Her mom looked on helplessly while we raided her kitchen. I did my share of the work-entertainment. i gossiped on, filled her with news from all around our world,pausing only to taste the "cake" during the various stages of its production. Apparently as a result (of my babbling and tasting) my friend "lost" her concentration and the cake ended up being a pudding. Did you feel earth shaking sometime around mid afternoon on the 4th of June? yup. that was her. sheesh. hell hath no fury than a woman who just failed to bake a cake.
Now. That is not what i wanted to blog about. if you will just give me a minute to forget the painful memories of baking i mean ..assisting to bake a cake...
(2 seconds in reverence for the cake that couldn't be. Amen)
OK. now my fellow earthlings, carbon based bipeds, this post is about how i "drive" people crazy.
Once upon a time, there lived a poor,(snort) innocent,(snort) c.b.b. like you and me.By divine intervention, he became a vehicle inspector.Insurance people cursed him every time when they got a chance[ yaarada evanokke vandi odikkan license koduthathu!!- who gave these idiots license to drive?]. One lousy rainy day,he found himself in the passenger seat of a worn out WagonR older than my grandfather, with me in the driver's seat. his face wore an expression that said "why-me-oh-merciful-God." i wore a similar expression on my face too. Come to think of it, the other three people on that car wore the exact same expression.
lets just say we all saw our entire lives flash before our eyes within a span of minutes.
Now- I have some good news and some bad news.
I got my driver's license.
All those who asked "and what's the good news?" please- see that cute red button on the top right corner? click it.
Now, for all those who congratulated me and have proceeded to biting their nails- Its pretty bad. the news has left me shaken too. But i must say this. It will save you a shock....
Archie Andrews pops up the question-to Veronica Lodge!!!!
I am in a shock. Please- I can't say anymore. I feel the pain Betty. You know what? Am giving you the title "Damsel In Distress" for a while. And to any knights around-you know what to do.
All those who missed me in blogs ville, say "aye".
P.S. women suck at driving. I know that's the popular belief. what say girls, we will just let these men believe so, right? We are way above such petty beliefs.
32 comments:
'Get rich or die trying' Archie followed it and hence popped the question to Ronnie.
Smart move!
Any damsels that need rescuing, behold, your Knight in shining armour(ahem! yours truly) is hither!
'Live and let live' dear author. Why ruin that perfectly good cake.Can't cook so won't let others?
Tch!
Tch! They give licenses to anybody these days.
On a positive note, Welcome back! :)
that was an interesting read.. n funny too..
n regarding Archie.. ive heard it sometime ago in a blog or something..
n i saw a mixed reaction... many thinks that he doesnt deserve betty
..
Congrats on your license. I have a huge respect for licensed people, as i havent got one yet , being all of 21.
Anyhow..that news was a shock! Archie's marrying Veronica? I always thought Betty was the more sensible and sincere of them.My heart aches.
For some days now its 'I drive like crazy' with me :D
I didnt see a red button on the top right? Was it a button for the exit or am I red-color blind?
Aye
So whats the first prize for saying 2 aye ? :D
You got your license so welcome to the big bad world of worse roads and buses :D
its been a while....
ok.
@phatso
oye..i know. they are blaming recession for archie's decision. my heart aches for betty. she deserves far better than archie..but still,we all know how much she loved archie. she deserved happiness..she deserved the best too..maybe in a sense she was saved. but..but..but...what abt true love?
aww..blinded by the light striking off thy armour. wha polish do u use?
fyi-the cake-turned pudding was good too..better thn the cake i should say. me assisted in the evolution of a new recipe. once you taste it,u will be begging me to come and stand in ur kitchen wen u cook smthing. i am more of a goodluck charm u see( whateva that means)
thanx for welcoming me back. it was either death frm ur persisttence or blogging. i chose blogging.
:)
damke.
@amal..
thanku..
yeah..archie didnt deserve betty. she was the perfect girl minus the money of course..but..as i said-my heart aches..ron doesn't love or cant love archie the way betty does..its all like in the movies..now betty will turn to jughead for comfort and they might fall for ech other??
nah.
betty will become a nun???
oh no!
reggie?
nun seems a better option..
lets see...the weddings nt over yet..rt?
@gymnast
my heart aches with you...betty deserved better than archie i know..but she didnt deserve to get her heart broken. poor girl..i mean, whats the use of being all nice and good? it all came to money and looks in the end didnt it? ron should've married reggie. tch. thanx nevas for dropping by!:)
yeah...i got the license...yay!!!
voting, getting license..am on a roll here!!!
@quest..
oye-i was born and brought up in cochin-the land of potholes,bad roads and crazy driver run buses..
nah.u r just plain blind. or i should've been more specific-the red button on the top rt corner of ur computer/lappy.
aww....u said aye!!! (big wide smile) cho chweet. (ugh,i dont say that often)
prize? i will be blogging more frequently now!! aint ya happy???
Welcome back!!
And I agree..Women can drive...its the people arnd them who dont know how to walk!! :P
And bfr I frgt...Aye!!
congrats damsel...for getting the license....
condolences for the cake....:)
I'm not trying to be an MCP here(happens naturally), but woman drivers give me the heebie-jeebies! Which city are you driving in???
One question about Archie - in the current series isn't "The Gang" still in high school? How does this question popping work???
Hey... am jus a fellow blogger... found ur posts interesting...good work...
@shanu
hey thanx. yeah i agree on tht too.
and the "ayes" have it.;)
@destiny's child
thanx:)
@bullshee
oh you dont have to try not to be an mcp. somethings are beyond our ctrl, dont be disheartened.
cochin.
they had been in high school for 65 years. perpetual teenagers. anything could happen.
and..kathayil chodyamilla.
@angel
am reminded of the hitchhikers. newas, welcome to my blog.
appo license kitti alle.. ini kannumadachu angu iranguka.. pinne, eppolegilum pedi thoniyal kannadachu enne dyanikkkuka.. pinne ethu vaziyum odikkam :)
Driving have nothing to do with gender - I have seen excellent drivers in both genders - it is all with the individual.
once i was coming from eranakulam to kodungalloor. Time was 7 pm, adn i got a ekm-gvr private ltd stop, which was ending itz trip at kodungalloor... there was not much rush and teh bus was practically flying. the driver was wearing a bandana, and was very confidently driving the bus - it took less than 1 hour to reach kodungalloor, and whn the bus reached kdlr bus stand, the driver removed the bandana, and it was a lady... and man, i am sure, she could have given a run for any guys money...
:):D:P
hey babe..tumne pukara aur hum chale aaye..but then realised i have already commented on this post :)
Btw..new look to ur blog? I like :)
Congratulations for getting the license honestly. Only one in my circle has managed to do so and has been named Basanti since then (Rang De Basanti inspired).
Tell the truth, aren't you hoping that Archie would chicken out and run back to Betty.
oh so u were also missin in action ey lady? nd u return with a license to kill? wonderful! congrats on dat one.. when i got mine and tried takin achan's vandi out, an auto chettan overtook me and asked me to get out of the road and go drive around on my porch... hurrrummfff... the difference is this girl.. we women drive too carefully.. and end up being a nuisance on the road.. men drive reckless... and get lucky all the time... more hurrrummpfff!!!
AYE....
welcome back....on d driver's seat(pun intended)
:)
atleast u were lucky to have a pudding...
once in d process of baking a cake i melted a plastic vessel...
:(
and yea..enjoy ur driving priveleges,swear at any fool who dares to glare at u...and paint d town red..
am sure u will get a lotta topics to blog abt driving......
join d drivers'club!
@xh
swell!! salute the woman!:)
@angel in disguise
say no more. i understand perfectly. :) ;) :P
@shanu
u do? thankyou!!! i got bored of the black background..
@BP
ooo...that makes my achievement really..an achievement!!!!
i saw this comment on some blog, regarding archies proposal-" marry veronica, divorce her, take half of what she owns, then marry betty,and live happily ever after"!
oh btw-the wedding aint over yet!
@thoughton
first things first-AYE to u too.
you owe me some truths. only the truths and nothing but the truths. bring them on!!
yeah, i know,we are too careful. while driving, my instructoer constanly reminded me that our car had gears higher than the second. also he said it is an crime to drive below 20kmph too. sheesh.
@ice
THANKYOU!!!!! as i said earlier-THE AYES HAVE IT!!!
there is a driver's club? count me in.;)
wow...u can write!! no its not a surprised statement. Just saying ur funny stuff is pretty cool. :)
Oh btw i always preferred ronnie to betty anyways coz betty would never stand up for herself...thats so lame..and ronnie always knew wat she was about. so kudos to you carrot top...but jughead rulz anyday!!
Tragic attempt at baking a cake eh..been there done that...but my specialized cullinary skills were directed towards noodles...:)
chal...i ll keep dropping by...gn
luv
amith
ps :loved the title of the blog..lathiyadi.com...lolz...
LOL... Good one...
So Betty's going to be our new Did, huh? :D
Congrats on getting the license... :)
Congrats on getting through.. Now those who tread the streets shall do so at their own risk..;)
Btw was the pudding edible?? ;)
And Betty... aaawwwgh! That was sad... :(
@awsome!!
AWSOME! thank you very much. welcome to my blog..
hmm..it seems there are a lotta ppl who thought the match was perfect...
i am an expert with noodles..taste bhi."health" bhi,if you know what i mean.
welcome to my blog.:)
@kido
i loaned the title..for a few days...well, distress has been ma second name for sometym now..what diff would it make..her pain greater than mine..:P
thankyou!!
@aswadhy
hehe...(psst,come here..lend me your ears..i am gonna say a secret. you keep this between us-i am not exactly that fond of driving..i like sightseens sittin in the passenger seat better...and eating in between, and the best part-sleeping. apparantly i shuldnt sleep while driving. not fair huh?)
wid a name like "lathiyadi.com", i HAD 2 check out dis blog...n boy m i glad i did...luved d humor...n lol at "that cute red button on the top right corner" :D
n i agree wid archie on dis one...ronnie is HAWT (now wen did guys stop ignorin dat?!?!?!)
ps: followin u :)
@blunt edges.
yeah yeah..HAWT..where have i heard that one before.
meh.MEN!
welcome to ma blog!! and thankyou for following!!! do keep visiting!!
LOL!! thanks for the very cute read...
And yes, let the men believe what they want to believe, they cant do much about their beliefs anyway :P
its Aw.S.M not AWESOME!!....new lingo...get with the times yaar :P..
oh and congrats on the driving license too..aah how i pity the street walker :D
@ beauty(and you ofcourse sir, gulp..mr beast)
thank you so much for dropping by!! and yeah..we will let the men gloat..;)
@ A.w.S.M
hope i got it right this tym..guess amit is easier.
am sure the streetwalkers are touched by your concern..
uff...its amitH!! :(
@Aw.S.M
amith it is!!!!
ladies and gentlemen..let us welcome Amith..with a capital H..to our midst....yay!!!!!!
i understand..i find it really annoying when people spell my name wrong too..
yeah..people r likely to misspell "damsel in distress" :P...
'hell hath no fury than a woman who just failed to bake a cake.'..Very apt...This was a really good post... :)) and hopefully the next time you post about cakes..It would be a success story ...
I was depressed too...How could Archie do that...? *sheddin tears*..
Ps:- How many people have you killed, mutilated etc so far ?? :P
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