the ugly duckling story contd..

for those who came in late,(or those who were just lazy and insensitive to avoid the very first blog of mine) to cut a very long and painful and bloody story short....i-put-braces-and-i-still-have-them-on-and-i-am-in-pain.

to read the full blood and gore story go to older posts and read "tortures that doesn't seem so."(don't forget to comment)

so,all those souls who had been with me till now, let me continue.

dears i survived yet another visit to the dentist. the execution time was 10:00 am this morning. now i am back on my favorite chair. come to think of it, any chair other than that dentist's chair is my favorite.

so, do i see a yawn and do i hear that question"wots new?" i will overlook the yawn. because everything is NEW!!

the clinic got shifted to another building. they say on the card that "after 45 years,three months and 10 days (hmm..we are not the only ones who keeps count of days and hours huh!) of practising dentistry(snort!) in leased premises we are moving in to our own building with a lot of parking space........"

this was my first visit to the place ok. and my first impression was-"they mentioned just the parking space???? what about the cool,palace like clinic with LCD TV and music flowing and lotta lotta space and a/c and GOD WHAT NOT!!! now now, compared with the space they had,this was a palace... heck,compared with anything,this was a palace!!"

well good idea, we now have a lot of things to take our mind away from the pain!! the place is superb!! the whole place was given a lot of thought and the result is fantabulous!!!

i never never thought in my entire life i would say this about that place, but it felt like ....heaven.or maybe if i took into account the pain, it just was about the hell i wouldnt mind being in...

so, anyone interested in knowing how my teeth progressed?? anyone?? someone?? no one?:(

this is my blog. read what i write. the teeth looks fantastic. the doctor is a genius. go read all the descriptions i gave of my own teeth back there in my first blog okay...the doc's hand worked magic, and its quite...magic. amidst ear piercing shrieks of mine( that put bianca castafiore to shame) he did mange to do what he was supposed to do,and did it quite ...beautifully..the ugly duckling is on her way to swandom!!!!!!:))))))))))

thanx doc.

ps. i am now an expert in dental clinics and dentists. had been to three now, havent i??. but i guess i will stick on to this one. kudos!!!

rab ne bana di jodi!!!!!

" bade bade sheharon mein..aisi chotti chotti baatein..hoti rehti hai.."

dilwale dulhaniya le jaayenge...for me,it always was the film. don't know how many times i saw that film..and everytime felt like the first time..although with a difference that i mouthed the dialogues along with sharukh and kajol..please don't go writing in my comment space that you never ever saw that film once,or haven't heard of it. you might as well just break my heart directly.

so. the man behind ddlj made his next movie rnbdj. a word to aditya chopra. you make better jodies than rab.shouldn't have given him the job dude..

naa..i am not going to give a review of the film or anything. i just came back from the theatre.but i have to say whether it was good or not,otherwise wots the point in blogging about it??

it was good. i laughed. thankfully,this time, i didn't cry, and neither did sharukh. er..i mean, he did cry, but i guess the glycerine was in short supply.....recession has its merits too.

but there was one problem with it. it wasn't ddlj.

have to mention one thing. there is this last scene where the heroine is crying and saying that age old dialogue "jhoot,sab jhoot tha blah blah" ...some very talented mimicry artist who i afraid was sitting somewhere near the vicinity of my seat cried out loud "jhoothalla kanchavu"...and it all gave us a reason to laugh!! we needed one badly. hats off to you buddy whoever you are!!

the songs were nice and no one overacted. the script was good, there were some memorable dialogues. characters were all good,although few in number.the settings were good..the proposing scene was just ...romantic.all was fine.

but rnbdj is just not ddlj.

but its worth 50 rs..:) and i still blogged about it. for one reason.the lyrics given below. for that i say, it was just about worth watching. and you have to see the film to feel the actual depth of the words..or should in life be once loved like that..or should be someone who love like that.

Na Kuch Poocha,

Na Kuch Manga

Tune Dil Se Diya Jo Diya

Na Kuch Bola, Na Kuch Tola

Muskura Ke Diya Jo Diya

Tu Hi Dhoop, Tu Hi Chau

Tu Hi Apna Paraya

Aur Kuch Na Janu,

Bas Itna Hi Janu

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai

Yaara Mein Kya Karun

:))

as sharukh says in the movie.."hum hai rahi pyar ke, phir milenge, chalte chalte."

p.s.
for all those pure mallus who will rather read the constitution of india or my physics text book than go watch a hindi movie, i am sorry. i thot of giving you references, but i am too lazy. go google it.

up,close and personal!

dearest santa,

long time no see huh?? er..i meant, we haven't had much of a communication via post for some years now,right?? don't blame me... we did have some serious issues regarding the things i last asked you for ...one whole year i had been good, all for nothing..tch tch...

i had inside info from the elf gang about the numerous letters you got around that time blaming me for everything that went wrong in that year of 1998. it was all a goddamn conspiracy,of course, i couldn't have possibly be responsible for everything,right? (crap.hu am i kidding?)

anyways,past is past. i am ready to forgive and forget. ah..time heals all wounds right???

so how is life up there?? ofo!!!no need to scroll down for my list, i haven't attached any, you can relax! though i would love to have that new blackberry phone that just hit the marke...ok ok..sorry.!!!

so you planning to visit me..er us this hols??? no,our chimney hasnt been fixed..and dad says its like that for a reason . and i pretty much think the reason is over weight, red and all white and puffy accompanied by reindeers...

so in case you are planning on visiting ..let me just warn you...if any of those of midgets have asked you for toy guns or anything resembling cylinders or stuff, just get them barbie dolls instead,okay?? people around here are too much in search for a scapegoat, as everyone needs to blame somebody for every bombings and....deaths. no ones doing anything, everyone in search for what went wrong, and to put out that wrong from ministry and replace them with more wrongs.

maveli had a close call...whew!! i mean afterall, he is from underground,you know. and moustache must have been against him,for all i know. he seemed suspicious even to me...thank god he was early this year..oh.wait.i didn't say that. next they will come up with a theory that all that was a goddamn conspiracy against mahabali...they can prove anything!!

you have a beard, you don't look indian, you come pretty much stuffed that doesn't say 'made in india', and "ho ho ho"s are pretty much the trademark of villains in indian comics..so be on guard okay?? can't lose you can we??however old i become, i do need my place in your lap when i desperately need something, and if that something is something next to a miracle!(i do have an inner child in me you know...:)
(DON'T SNORT!)

so this year,let it be flowers, barbie dolls,balloons, ponies,kittens,doggies, toblerone choclates,tetris games, latest yesudas music cds, the tales of someone and someone..er..ok, WE ALL PRETTY MUCH WANT THE SAME THINGS !!!

[gotta tell you, those tiny icky midgets ask for guns,he has that in store..no probing into how many windows they broke,how many they punched. i ask for one lil thing(send sis away to boarding school and get transfers for my maths and ss teachers, to alaska preferably),and BAM! he cuts me off from the list!]

okay,so you get the idea, travel light, be safe, control laughters, and all will be fine...

so, ahem,i gather you are pretty much free by mid jan right? well, you could then drop by my blog?? see, i would love to have people actually read my blog ..i even had to pay people money to just read it, and let me tell you, comments are way too overprized these days!!!!!uff!!!

pass the id to all those elf folk too okay, (take some time off finding who wasn't good throughout the year,and let those children throw snowballs in peace!)

ok then seeya ...hey HEY HEY!!!! you! yeah you, this is a private letter to santa! what are you sniggering at, YOU________,i do have an inner child in me......this is worse that reading someone's diary...OUTRAGEOUS!!!
btw,if you are still reading the letter,and is an earning member of the family or have more pocket money than you know what to do with,,scroll up and read my wish list..chimney is not fixed, but the front door will be open!



NOW STOP READING SOMEONE ELSE'S LETTER!!! GOSH!!