up,close and personal!

dearest santa,

long time no see huh?? er..i meant, we haven't had much of a communication via post for some years now,right?? don't blame me... we did have some serious issues regarding the things i last asked you for ...one whole year i had been good, all for nothing..tch tch...

i had inside info from the elf gang about the numerous letters you got around that time blaming me for everything that went wrong in that year of 1998. it was all a goddamn conspiracy,of course, i couldn't have possibly be responsible for everything,right? (crap.hu am i kidding?)

anyways,past is past. i am ready to forgive and forget. ah..time heals all wounds right???

so how is life up there?? ofo!!!no need to scroll down for my list, i haven't attached any, you can relax! though i would love to have that new blackberry phone that just hit the marke...ok ok..sorry.!!!

so you planning to visit me..er us this hols??? no,our chimney hasnt been fixed..and dad says its like that for a reason . and i pretty much think the reason is over weight, red and all white and puffy accompanied by reindeers...

so in case you are planning on visiting ..let me just warn you...if any of those of midgets have asked you for toy guns or anything resembling cylinders or stuff, just get them barbie dolls instead,okay?? people around here are too much in search for a scapegoat, as everyone needs to blame somebody for every bombings and....deaths. no ones doing anything, everyone in search for what went wrong, and to put out that wrong from ministry and replace them with more wrongs.

maveli had a close call...whew!! i mean afterall, he is from underground,you know. and moustache must have been against him,for all i know. he seemed suspicious even to me...thank god he was early this year..oh.wait.i didn't say that. next they will come up with a theory that all that was a goddamn conspiracy against mahabali...they can prove anything!!

you have a beard, you don't look indian, you come pretty much stuffed that doesn't say 'made in india', and "ho ho ho"s are pretty much the trademark of villains in indian comics..so be on guard okay?? can't lose you can we??however old i become, i do need my place in your lap when i desperately need something, and if that something is something next to a miracle!(i do have an inner child in me you know...:)
(DON'T SNORT!)

so this year,let it be flowers, barbie dolls,balloons, ponies,kittens,doggies, toblerone choclates,tetris games, latest yesudas music cds, the tales of someone and someone..er..ok, WE ALL PRETTY MUCH WANT THE SAME THINGS !!!

[gotta tell you, those tiny icky midgets ask for guns,he has that in store..no probing into how many windows they broke,how many they punched. i ask for one lil thing(send sis away to boarding school and get transfers for my maths and ss teachers, to alaska preferably),and BAM! he cuts me off from the list!]

okay,so you get the idea, travel light, be safe, control laughters, and all will be fine...

so, ahem,i gather you are pretty much free by mid jan right? well, you could then drop by my blog?? see, i would love to have people actually read my blog ..i even had to pay people money to just read it, and let me tell you, comments are way too overprized these days!!!!!uff!!!

pass the id to all those elf folk too okay, (take some time off finding who wasn't good throughout the year,and let those children throw snowballs in peace!)

ok then seeya ...hey HEY HEY!!!! you! yeah you, this is a private letter to santa! what are you sniggering at, YOU________,i do have an inner child in me......this is worse that reading someone's diary...OUTRAGEOUS!!!
btw,if you are still reading the letter,and is an earning member of the family or have more pocket money than you know what to do with,,scroll up and read my wish list..chimney is not fixed, but the front door will be open!



NOW STOP READING SOMEONE ELSE'S LETTER!!! GOSH!!