Friday, March 13, 2009

Practical wisdom

Yippee!!! Free!!! Free!!!!

No re, not the sale ad. I feel free!! My exams are over..YAY!

Er..well, over for now. Ok,have one next Thursday. But on record,all the exams I was supposed to write are over.
Hmm..er, well, almost.

Have the biggest of all exams, the scariest of them lot, yet to embark upon me. My practicals. I don’t know what sort of a person you are, and if you are the sort who thinks practicals are way too easy than theory, then..alas,great minds here made a slip.

I do not dread practicals. I am not that poor at them,I have managed to get out of the lab without forgetting to hand in the answer paper during my board exams,haven’t I? But its been three whole years since I wrote a university practical exam. I have purposefully forgotten how I can make a complete fool out of myself in front of the examiner. Need to dust out old..eech..painful memories..

I have this knack(is that the spelling) of asking the dumbest of questions possible. Or so I thought. Well, not quite. I learnt that I am not yet the last word on dumbness. Sometime ago, our teachers were giving this demo on practicals. The winding up session you know. Our poor teachers taking a last shot at telling us physics labs can be fun..they are optimistic I tell you.

So,during our demo, which included explaining the basic parts of all the equipments(this at the end of the academic year,mind you) she came across my not so favorite one,the rheostat. (all those from the science stream now will be thinking rheostat is something not even worth talking about at the graduation level, I know. But in my defense, my experiences with such simple apparatus including the screwguage, verniers, resistance boxes etc weren’t exactly fun )

So she was telling this one incident about how a girl ( not biased or anything. Girls can be good at electronics, but i am in a girl’s college) asked an examiner who tried to point out that the third terminal of the rheostat was not connected “ whoa! Slow down..a rheostat has three terminals??” ..and I made a mental note to start preparing a list of such questions I can come up with and get it verified with my teacher, you know, just in case..coz, well, I can’t honestly say I haven’t thought about that on!;)

My war with the torsion pendulum apparatus is famous. There are four pendulums in our lab, and I have repeated the experiment four times. I even know the values byheart. It is believed that all except one pendulum is bewitched. I, being the dumbo that I am, never thought twice why others were fighting over one particular apparatus when there were four others. Had I known such trifle details and practiced voodoo along with others, who knows, I might have not got so many repeats..

(my teachers usually give a repeat remark on records if they find the answer unsuitable. However, I was given a remark “complete the experiment,then repeat.” ;)

Its actually fun when you are not tensed. Experimenting you know. I did that during our project time. We got stuck midway through our project. We even had to consider redoing it, or changing it altogether. But , my project partner, with her determined attitude, went into extremes that no one ever even thought of going(read our pg lab), coming up with amazing solutions. Had this been centuries ago,it would be her sitting under the apple tree, instead of Newton. (added note. There are times at which I wish he had the wisdom to go sit under a coconut , or better, a jackfruit tree.)

That reminds me. I broke a TG (tangent galvanometer) at my lab. Not entirely my fault, I snoozed off. But no one said anything about the replacement. If my teachers are reading this, I am not the person you think I am.

A little bit scared… don’t know what blunders I am going to come up with. Although I do like optics expts. Coz they are done in a dark room..daark room.
If someone is to come check on at us during the exam, we can conviniently stop doing the thing we were not supposed to be doing and pretend we are doing what we are supposed to be doing. Although by doing what we were not supposed to be doing, we were desperately trying to find out what we were actually supposed to be doing.

One big applause to all my teachers for having the patience to endure complete dumbos like me for three years. They know us too well, still their loving hearts hope and pray we do well in the exam.



p.s. quantum dots did come up as a qn. But an essay one. You do know what and how much I knew about quantum dots, didn’t you? Do I still need to answer how my exams went?? Have mercy.


p.s.2. its gonna rain here..havooo!!




21 comments:

Lena said...

lol i had fun reading it, girl :D
welcome back! :)

Anonymous said...

revisited my old college days.. those were the days.. rajagiri! i wanna go back to my college

Anonymous said...

you reminded me of so much.. :D heeheheh an interesting read :)

Destiny's child... said...

Lucky you, your exams are over....
well, not exactly lucky...u dread your practicals don't you?
i dont think i share your views on this....ahem..for one, jargon relating to those apparatus
two, i have never had sucha session....;)
anyways, im sure you wont make any blunders this time!
all the best! :)

totalliemeh said...

@lena

gee!! and hey, i must say a "welcome back" to you too!!:)

@ chriz

hmm..scary,i might one day talk like you too!
and thanks for dropping by!:)


@pink orchid
path down the memory lane huh?? had fun i hope? should've told me whether you made such blunders urself.
i have this weird habit of wanting to know ppl's age..i dunno y, i am nt even interested in names..i always ask them their ages, esp those with names like pink orchid,damsel etc..mind telling me how old, or how young you are?


@destiny

mmhh..have exams till end of march..then some on may too..exams never end..we just get gaps in bw thats all!!
what makes you soo sure?

Anonymous said...

oh yeah... 21 I am.. and i am called Kajal by people who somehow do not like to address me as Pink Orchid.. :P

thanks for asking.. :)

B. said...

Hey!!

A very funny post..you hav amazingly great timin...Nice post abt Physics..when i jst have my practicals comin up..We had a run thru over what could possibly come up..nd yea, the fact that rheosat had 3 terminals did come up.. :D..

Happy that ur exam r ver nearly ovr..excludin practicals...

All The best wid them...:)

totalliemeh said...

@kajal..

way too cool name..the first kajal i know...:)

@binsy

congratulations on being the first to say i have perfect timing,in a non sarcastic sorta way. *sniff*

Anonymous said...

i thank mommy for that... :D

--xh-- said...

hm.. here, we r at complete extremes... I used ot dread my tehory exams (so well underlined by the fact that i wrote ALL the papers of my BSc in the final year) but I just LOVE practicals.
and since modesty is not a crime i have ever charged with, i dont mind telling you the truth - I was good in practicals. no, not just good - I was the best in practicals. there you go :P

I finished my physic practical exam within an hour, and got 100% for the experiment... and no - i did not rig the exam results.

aha! kure pokki paranjappo enthoru samadhaanam ;)

Anonymous said...

check the video now.. sometimes it takes time to buffer:)

Useless Bugger said...

I remember that I had broken a Tangent Galvanometer in my previous birth. Are we karmically connected? Aieeeeee... Freaks me out at the very thought of it :-)

Prepare well for your practicals, my dear girl. Do find out if the lab assistant is bribable. Don't pay him more than 100 rupees. Seriously not worth.

Wish you all the best. If you have any Physics related doubts or questions, feel free to ask me and I will guide you to success.. ( Its now your turn to go 'Aieeee')

I like you. Commenting on ur blog brings out the devil in me:-)

Dutta said...

lolz .. you do have quirky sense of humor ... rheostat and vernier calipers ... made me nostalgic ..

The Dark room sequence was absolute snorter ...

PurpleHeart said...

College, what a phase it is,just unforgettable ! Have a Happy life ahead !

totalliemeh said...

@ xh

*showoff*

@parikshit kumar.

gee,my blog does tht huh?
superman..no, batman,save my blog!!

no we are not karmically connected. nope.no chance. no way. this happens to be my first birth.

@som
thankyou thankyou thankyou.(the jerk of my head may be interpreted as a bow)


@purple heart

yup! forgettable just about sums up everything. no way, even if i want to, these memories have no intention of leaving me. they have hung as leeches to the memory section of my brain.
welcome..will you drop by often? thankyou.

chef mithu said...

hehe me here!!

:) :) and smileys are back too!! :) :)

had fun readin that one!! its more like referring a III DC physics lab manual or text book!! lol.. gal u go big future in teaching... who else can teach things in this hilarious manner!! :P :P :P

and readin it i felt ur damn scared abt wat is gonna happen on 27th... good luck for tat...and keep blogin! i misd u here!

IceMaiden said...

llolllzz... oh my god!!! u took me bac to my physics days.. 12th standard.. awesome. i remembered evry single experiment n all d jhols we used to do get d readings right... :D

n i broke a TG too in my lab. never admitted it to neone else though..hahaha.

DPhatsez said...

Damsel! new post at my blog!
FYI: word verification turned off ;)

Adorable Pancreas said...

Good luck with the practicals. :)

The Solitary Writer said...

hehehe u just broke tangent galvanometer

i broke the potentiometer during an exp session and we had to pay fine,...and the very next day accidentally it happened like we dropped the suphuric acid bottle and we wre like dead.......and same follows even nw in engg hehehe and yeah it also reminded me of my VIVA...
interesting...... reminded me of my junior college days :(
*sniff sniff*

Unknown said...

wow....dis ws hilarious..!!!njoyed ech n every line....n md me rememba d horror labs i hd in ma 11th n 12th...u no wt....ma first lab in 11th ws a nightmare,,,omg...a new mam....new tools...n dt bloody screw gauge tuk d shit outa me..!!!!nly cuz dt mam ws explainin in 100km/min...!!i no daz nt posibl..bt she ws real taf....pineed nan mayaki edtu pullupole....n dose verniers n wateva dt stuff z....ho..!!bt ws fun doin it....!!oh.am missin dos nw..!!bt u brot a smile on ma face...u rock gurl...:)