Wednesday, July 7, 2010

yello!

There is no law prohibiting me form posting on my own blog, no matter what I may have said about it. So, no questions encouraged. 

So changes on the blog- I just love the new theme designer! Had fun, no really. How is the new theme btw? Oh yea, The equations background- well, for those who don't know, I major in physics, But I belong to that class of people who doesn't have a clue as to why they chose the subject they are ..er..mastering. Hmm. I stil have a solid one year left to decide whether there is any hope left in the stuff.But You may take the physics outta me, but you can't take me outta physics. (What does that mean anyway?)

I wrote the worst exam I've ever wrote in my entire life. Er. That is the whole point of the post. My quantum mechanics ! paper. It was a ..fiasco. Total chaos. And am still recovering from it.

I entered the hall, with absolutely no hope of having anything to write upon the paper, perhaps the register number maybe, but nothing else. one whole year..no, Three whole months of Boring, lengthy lectures, and I have absolutely No idea about the QM syllabus.  The Mind went blank. Totallie.
But, We came here for writing the exam, and writing the exam is what we are going to do. We will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight.

Right.

Ok. Fifteen minutes is more than enough time required to fill in the first page. let us look into the question paper, shall we?

OO..OH YEA! Stark effect! I know that. Tch. The degeneracy remover. Piece of cake. There. I will pass the exam with this one  question, after all, an essay of 12 marks no??

NO???

WHAT SORT OF A MORON WILL SET A QUESTION PAPER IN WHICH AN ESSAY IS ASKED FOR 2..TWO MARKS?????? AAARGH!!!!

Well. Ahem. I don't have much of a choice. I know the essay like as if it were my own PhD thesis. I simply HAVE to write it.


And I did. For two marks, I wrote some five papers. thats 10 pages.

oh-kay. We're done. Now to get out of the hall. Its cold in here. Ta lalla...here's the twine. And am gonna tie it up, am gonna tie it up nice and easy...uh oh. My class in charge. What! He is the examiner?

Oh boy, if looks could kill.

hehe..pattiche! I was just pretending to tie the sheets you see. Jesus! hey can I have one more additional sheet?? thank you, I asked for one, so nice of you to give me three. Are you trying to tell me something??

There. My classmate has also finished writing the exams! She is tying up the papers..oh, okay, she was going to, anyway.

15 minutes..

ekaanthathayude..apaara..theeram.

"Discuss linear vector space?" I would love to but with whom? ya know there is this dumb policy against talking in the exam hall..tch. but still, if you ask to discuss, then discuss we shall.

gee. Sir. That was just a thought!

15 more minutes. 

oye, no tea breaks?

10 more

ew. a spider!!!


20 more..


wh??? where??? sup!! oh. i slept off eh?

Sir? Oh you were asking how many extra sheets I took? er.  Psstpsstpsst

I said- psstpsst

Oh damn it, TWO!!!! Gee. rub it in.

The bell. Finally!!!.Its about time.

Now. the escape tactics. Do NOT get caught by the QM teacher. Duck. Slide. Hide. Climb. Dive.

okie. aand we're outta college. Where from here?

Where from here?

10 comments:

PJC said...

Haha.. Funny post (stating the obvious).. I dint know you were studying physics.. The Bg is good.. You have just inspired me to do something physixy with my own blog template.. Ciao!

Vivek said...

Hehe nice post. BG is crazy btw my eyes were paining by the time I finished the post. Did anyone tell you that you are funny.



P.S Whee I dont have to give my e mail id here :))

Blunt Edges said...

ROFL...like really!
would have commented more only if i managed to pull myself up from the floor where i ended up laughing like crazy...brilliant damsel! \m/

n that's physics ha? thought it was maths! :|

Sriram said...

Great background :) #duh
Totally bubbly. (yes i know i'm gonna get the grrr in response but u cant stop me from sayin that!)
Loved the post. Totallie :)

silverine said...

Hey! You disappeared from Twitter! Committed Hara Kiri like me? :) Do let me know when you resurface.

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

;) LoL (3i)

blusky said...

Hi

damsel in distress, i ws goin thru my bff's blog(destinys child) n came across ur blog,
i must say....i loved the 2-3 posts i have read( hav made note to read the rest too)

n i tink i shud tell u this too...i fb-ed ur blog,
hope u dont mind
(y will u....i mean, its obv. like i made u more famous)

cheerful regards,
Bj

Anonymous said...

that was funny.. esp when exams r jus around the corner.. nice post..

Chembarathi said...

LOL..loved it..
and i also used to sing that ekanthathayude apara theeram song during exams.of course only in my mind..:P

reminded me about my college days
those know nothing subjects
three hours that lasted till eternity
looking around to check who all are writing vigorously and who all are sleepy like me
Admiring those who had the courage to leave the class room just after 15 minutes
wondering why the hell they asked all the questions from the portion i thought as unimportant
finally trying to write something and coming up with my own fabulous theories.
:D
btw u just written the exam..result hasnt come yet.so lets wait and see.:P #backpaper

harishikku said...

Its Just the exact thing that one should do, write from heart.... U did !!!